I want to look [Frank Shirley] straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
— Clack Griswold, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Text katie, your house is boring as fuck.
wait, no. fucking’s fun.
your house is as boring as…. death.
yeah, that works. boring as death.